so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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