if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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