Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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