Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
