Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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