VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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