Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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