Buhtt sex?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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