As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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