Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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