you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
