And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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