oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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