Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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