honey bunches of taint.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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