You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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