I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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