I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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