So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I checked into jail on foursquare
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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