We won't sleep together?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I am mentally ready for anal.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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