Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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