What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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