a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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