What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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