I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
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