She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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