Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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