you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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