I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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