Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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