Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
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