Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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