Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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