good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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