worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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