Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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