did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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