Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
