P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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