U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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