yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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