I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Did I show you my penis last night?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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