you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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