I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
only if we run a train.
done.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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