i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
and she was petting her beer can
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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