Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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