just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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