so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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