i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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