and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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