weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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