found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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