im six kinds of drunk right now
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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